Jokes 20170807

A little fun economics to lighten up your day...經濟名詞的趣味解說，開啟你歡樂的一天

Wife to her Accountant husband: what is "inflation"?

Husband : Earlier you were 36-24-36.But now you are 48-40-48....Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. This is 〝INFLATION〞. 😜

妻子問她的會計師丈夫：什麼是「通貨膨脹」？

先生回答：以前妳的三圍是 36-24-36現在變成了 48-40-48雖然妳所擁有的一切都要比以前更大了，但妳的價值卻比以前低了。這就是「通貨膨脹」！

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.

Interviewer :  What is "Recession" ? 

Candidate : When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called "Recession"!!😜

如果我們用正確的例子來解說，經濟名詞其實沒有那麼困難。

面試者：什麼是「經濟衰退」？

應徵者：當「酒」和「女人」被「水」和「太太」取代時，這就叫做「經濟衰退」！

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between "Liability" & "Asset"?

A drunk friend is liability.

But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. 😜😜😜😜

會計名詞：

「負債」與「資產」的差別是什麼？

一位喝醉的朋友是負債；但是，一位喝醉的女朋友是「資產」！

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.

A- Monopoly should be broken.

B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If u have 1 wife, She fights with you!

If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!

一位經濟學者美妙的以兩個理由解釋為何要擁有兩位妻子。

A - 壟斷帶來破產

B - 競爭帶來服務品質的改善

如果你僅擁有一位妻子，她會跟你爭吵！

如果你擁有兩位妻子的話，她們會為了你而爭吵！

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When you are in love,Wonders happen.

But once you get married,You wonder, what happened.

當你在戀愛當中，奇妙的事情（wonders）總是會發生。

但是，一旦婚後，你開始質疑（wonder），到底發生了什麼事情。

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Philosophy of marriage:

At the beginning,every wife treats her husband as GOD.

Later, somehow don't know why..alphabets get reversed..

婚姻的哲理：

起初時，每位妻子都視她的先生為上帝。

一段時間之後，不知道為何變成..GOD的英文字母順序顛倒了 …. DOG

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Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!!!

婚後雙方的秘密方程式...

愛彼此

如果不靈的話，把 Love One Another 的 Another 改放到中間 ： Love Another One … 去愛別人吧！

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Don't laugh alone...

Pass it on!!🌌

別一個人在哪裡笑，趕快分享 😄😄